The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- The broadcast shows Brissett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brissett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.