The Pick-Six Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Brissett: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Brissett gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
77%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.