The Sack Spiral Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“The broadcast shows Brissett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brissett drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.