The Pick-Six Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The play clock hits zero on Brissett four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Brissett scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.