The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brissett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.