The Late Scratch Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brissett, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.