The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.