The Sack Spiral Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Ref: "Number Brissett, that's a flag." Brissett: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brissett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.