The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
76%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.