The Snap Count Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Ref: "Number Brissett, that's a flag." Brissett: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Brissett's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brissett's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.