The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Brissett four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Brissett gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brissett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.