The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Brissett sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brissett drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.