The Kneel-Down Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brissett, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.