The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Brissett: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brissett's stadium. Only over Brissett.
- Brissett audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.