The Pick-Six Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Every deep ball Brissett throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.