The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brissett's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.