The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brissett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.