The Checkdown Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Brissett's stadium. Only over Brissett.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Brissett, the end zone is a rumor.
81%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.