The Bad Snap Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Brissett tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brissett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.