The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Brissett will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brissett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.