The Snap Count Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brissett's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.