The Snap Count Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- A mysterious flag erases Brissett's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brissett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.