The Pick-Six Hex of Jacoby Brissett
Jacoby Brissett · BAL · QB
“Brissett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Brissett's week
- Brissett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of NC State's biggest rival.
- At 33, Brissett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Brissett, Brissett, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jacoby Brissett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jacoby Brissett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jacoby Brissett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.