The Stuffed Run Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Price's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.