The Snap Count Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Rookie Price gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- Price is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Price's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Price scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.