The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jadarian Price
Jadarian Price · SEA · RB
“Price sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Price's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Price gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Price's stadium. Only over Price.
86%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Price, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jadarian Price in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jadarian Price is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jadarian Price actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.