The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bradley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.