The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bradley's stadium. Only over Bradley.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bradley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.