The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bradley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bradley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.