The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bradley was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.