The Snap Count Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bradley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.