The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bradley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bradley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.