The Hamstring Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bradley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bradley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.