The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bradley's stadium. Only over Bradley.
- Bradley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bradley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.