The Late Scratch Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Ref: "Number Bradley, that's a flag." Bradley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bradley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.