The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bradley's stadium. Only over Bradley.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bradley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.