The Hamstring Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“The QB looks at Bradley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Bradley, Bradley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.