The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bradley, Bradley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.