The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Bradley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bradley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.