The Snap Count Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bradley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.