The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bradley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bradley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.