The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bradley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.