The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bradley was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Bradley, Bradley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.