The Inch-Short Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bradley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.