The Phantom Flag Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bradley was due a breakout.
- Bradley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bradley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.