The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bradley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bradley was due a breakout.
72%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Bradley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.