The Hamstring Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Bradley, that's a flag." Bradley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bradley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.