The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bradley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.