The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Bradley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UNLV's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Bradley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bradley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.