The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaden Bradley
Jaden Bradley · WAS · WR
“Rookie Bradley gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bradley's week
- Bradley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bradley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bradley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaden Bradley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaden Bradley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaden Bradley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.